Stop What You Are Doing, Step Away From the Phrase
Posted
22:43 12th August 2007
I know
the Fourth Floor news posts are usually a safe haven in
which to escape cynicism and criticism but something has been annoying
me for a good long while now and I need to vent my fury. Stand well
back and put on some goggles.
Okay,
so you've been warned. Ever heard someone say they could care less?
A sample sentence may be: "I could care less if it's spelled
correctly, just send me the e-mail." Perhaps: "New Iron
Man movie? Honestly, I could care less."
If
you ever have heard that then chances are you heard it from an American.
Now don't get me wrong, I love the American people - they're great.
I hate their government and the process by which they elect their
leaders with a passion but Americans themselves are awesome. That
said, they're not a nation famous for leaving the English language
un-mutilated.
And
this isn't a rant about American English. I don't give a damn -
you can spell colour any way you like. This is more about phraseology.
And I can speak with authority on this topic because not only do
I speak English, I am English. So let me make this perfectly
clear:
It's
I couldn't care less. COULDN'T. Not could.
Just
think about the meaning. If you couldn't care less,
it means it is impossible for you to care any less about whatever
you're talking about. You have 0% caring. You cannot possibly care
less. No caring.
If
you say "I could care less" you're saying
just the opposite - there is room for less caring. It is possible
that you could care less, given enough time. And in fact the implication
is that you care a great deal. Allow me to explain. It's a little
thing called ironic understatement. Like if you were dying and someone
asked how you were and you said "I've been better." It
means you're in a bad way, you're dying for Christ's sake. Now if
you adored Iron Man, Iron Man is your life, and someone asked you
"Do you really care about the new Iron Man movie?"
and you said "Well, I could care less." You can see how
the implication of a great degree of caring can be infered.
So,
just for future reference, the correct way of phrasing
is "I couldn't care less". It's not
a double negative, it's called making sense. Other forms include
"I couldn't give a monkey's toss", "I couldn't give
two shits". If you say "I could care less" you're
implying the exact opposite of what you're trying to say.
The 'n't' ain't silent, guys. You can carry on saying it wrong if
you like. But the difference is now you know you're wrong. But you
probably couldn't care less.
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