Final
Fantasy XII
Short
Post Today
Posted
21:53 11th July 2007
Final
Fantasy XII is orgasmically awesome. That is all.
Kupo
Posted
23:36 13th July 2007
Also,
the Moogles in FFXII are downright adorable. I mean, everything
about that game is genuinely beautiful but the Moogles... they're
the cutest things ever. Although they seem a bit more bad-ass if
you do what I do and mentally translate the word 'kupo' to 'fucktard'.
That's what I think it means, kupo.
Final
Star Fantasy Wars
Posted
18:28 (GMT) 5th September 2007
Okay
now I want to talk about Final Fantasy XII. This is old
news even for me. I have in the past made Final Fantasy
comics
and even a (very) short news
post to announce...that the game existed. But for most
people the airship has sailed. Well, since I spend most of my time
reading and writing about 500-year-old works of literature, a game
that was published as recently as February is still new in my book.
Life on the Fourth Floor is not a video-game comic. It's
about life (specifically on a floor), of which video games are a
part, but it is not the only topic on which I am prepared to write.
Since most of the comics have been written a full year before their
date of publication there seems to be a strong feeling of the past
in the comic, with comics about old
adverts, old
games, old
films and old
TV shows. Call it nouveaux-retro. Again, this was accidental
but this time it is 'a thing'. So, without further apology,
I present yesterday's news today.
I've
been playing Final Fantasy for the whole summer. Everyone will tell
you the game looks beautiful but I've noticed the feel of the visuals
- the lighting, the design of the buildings and the creatures you
talk to - carry with them a certain Jim-Henson-creature-workshop
feel, if you know what I mean, that I find charming. My reaction
to the battle system was not love at first sight but, as is the
nature of true love, I grew to love it over time. It literally
depicts what previous systems have tried to represent - it's quicker,
it's convenient and it's unpredictable. All in all A+. Now, onto
the real meat of the post: the similarity between the game
and the original Star Wars trilogy.
I know
I have fandango'd in the past with drawing fairly abstract
comparisons between very different works but... come
on. My friend James has noticed this, too. Are there others? Are
we alone in this belief? Let's list some of the things they have
in common. By the way, this list will contain spoilers (of both
Final Fantasy and Star Wars) but I'll endeavour
to avoid them where possible. (This is where writing months after
the release of the game comes in handy.) Stop reading now unless
you've played the game and seen the film trilogy or you
don't care.
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Final
Fantasy XII |
Star
Wars |
1.
Desert starting location for young idealistic hero. |
Yes
(Dalmasca) |
Yes
(Tatooine) |
2.
Rebel forces |
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3.
Exiled princess |
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4.
Eblematic masked, cloaked, armoured villain related to (a) hero |
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5.
Armoured force bearing stylistic resemblance to emblematic villain |
Yes
(Judges
- inc. Gabranth/Imperial Troops)
|
Yes
(Darth
Vader/Storm Troopers)
|
6.
Evil empire |
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7.
Evil emperor who gained power through political manipulation
and generally being a dick |
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8.
Dashing, charismatic pirate hero |
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9.
Freaking sweet air/spaceship for pirate hero |
|
Yes
(The
Milennium Falcon)
|
10.
Tree-dwelling non-human companion to pirate hero whose duties
include kicking ass and maintaining the ship |
|
Yes
(Chewbacca
the Wookie)
|
11.
Villain who is father of (a) hero |
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12.
Sand people |
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13.
Betrayal by ally |
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14.
Bearded ally sacrifices life for party |
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15.
Dead character reappears as spectral apparition |
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16.
Sky city |
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17.
Ice locale |
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18.
Jungle locale |
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19.
Forest locale |
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20.
Magical force |
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21.
Diminutive cute characters |
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22.
Green bounty hunter |
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23.
Forgotten order of knights |
Yes
(Knights
of Dalmasca)
|
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24.Weird
two-legged steeds |
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25.
Ass names for everything |
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26.
Completely stupid names for everthing |
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