Quantcast

 
 
 
 
     
 
   
 
 
 

 
     
 
           
   
             
             
     
       
 
 

Final Fantasy XII

Short Post Today

Posted 21:53 11th July 2007

Final Fantasy XII is orgasmically awesome. That is all.

Kupo

Posted 23:36 13th July 2007

Also, the Moogles in FFXII are downright adorable. I mean, everything about that game is genuinely beautiful but the Moogles... they're the cutest things ever. Although they seem a bit more bad-ass if you do what I do and mentally translate the word 'kupo' to 'fucktard'. That's what I think it means, kupo.

Final Star Fantasy Wars

Posted 18:28 (GMT) 5th September 2007

Okay now I want to talk about Final Fantasy XII. This is old news even for me. I have in the past made Final Fantasy comics and even a (very) short news post to announce...that the game existed. But for most people the airship has sailed. Well, since I spend most of my time reading and writing about 500-year-old works of literature, a game that was published as recently as February is still new in my book. Life on the Fourth Floor is not a video-game comic. It's about life (specifically on a floor), of which video games are a part, but it is not the only topic on which I am prepared to write. Since most of the comics have been written a full year before their date of publication there seems to be a strong feeling of the past in the comic, with comics about old adverts, old games, old films and old TV shows. Call it nouveaux-retro. Again, this was accidental but this time it is 'a thing'. So, without further apology, I present yesterday's news today.

I've been playing Final Fantasy for the whole summer. Everyone will tell you the game looks beautiful but I've noticed the feel of the visuals - the lighting, the design of the buildings and the creatures you talk to - carry with them a certain Jim-Henson-creature-workshop feel, if you know what I mean, that I find charming. My reaction to the battle system was not love at first sight but, as is the nature of true love, I grew to love it over time. It literally depicts what previous systems have tried to represent - it's quicker, it's convenient and it's unpredictable. All in all A+. Now, onto the real meat of the post: the similarity between the game and the original Star Wars trilogy.

I know I have fandango'd in the past with drawing fairly abstract comparisons between very different works but... come on. My friend James has noticed this, too. Are there others? Are we alone in this belief? Let's list some of the things they have in common. By the way, this list will contain spoilers (of both Final Fantasy and Star Wars) but I'll endeavour to avoid them where possible. (This is where writing months after the release of the game comes in handy.) Stop reading now unless you've played the game and seen the film trilogy or you don't care.

Final Fantasy XII
Star Wars
1. Desert starting location for young idealistic hero.

Yes

(Dalmasca)

Yes

(Tatooine)

2. Rebel forces

Yes

(The Resistance)

Yes

(Rebel Forces)

3. Exiled princess

Yes

(Ashe)

Yes

(Leia)

4. Eblematic masked, cloaked, armoured villain related to (a) hero

Yes

(Basch/Gabranth)

Yes

(Luke/Darth Vader)

5. Armoured force bearing stylistic resemblance to emblematic villain

Yes

(Judges - inc. Gabranth/Imperial Troops)

Yes

(Darth Vader/Storm Troopers)

6. Evil empire

Yes

(Archadian Empire)

Yes

(The Empire)

7. Evil emperor who gained power through political manipulation and generally being a dick

Yes

(Vayne)

Yes

(The Emperor)

8. Dashing, charismatic pirate hero

Yes

(Balthier)

Yes

(Han Solo)

9. Freaking sweet air/spaceship for pirate hero

Yes

(The Strahl)

Yes

(The Milennium Falcon)

10. Tree-dwelling non-human companion to pirate hero whose duties include kicking ass and maintaining the ship

Yes

(Fran the Viera)

Yes

(Chewbacca the Wookie)

11. Villain who is father of (a) hero

Yes

(Balthier/Dr Cid)

Yes

(Luke/Darth Vader)

12. Sand people

Yes

(Urutan-Yensa)

Yes

(Tusken Raiders)

13. Betrayal by ally

Yes

(Vossler)

Yes

(Lando Calrissian)

14. Bearded ally sacrifices life for party

Yes

(Reddas)

Yes

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)

15. Dead character reappears as spectral apparition

Yes

(Lord Rasler)

Yes

(Obi-Wan Kenobi)

16. Sky city

Yes

(Bhujerba)

Yes

(Cloud City)

17. Ice locale

Yes

(Paramina Rift)

Yes

(Hoth)

18. Jungle locale

Yes

(Golmore Jungle)

Yes

(Dagobah)

19. Forest locale

Yes

(Feywood)

Yes

(Endor)

20. Magical force

Yes

(Mist)

Yes

(The Force)

21. Diminutive cute characters

Yes

(Moogles)

Yes

(Ewoks)

22. Green bounty hunter

Yes

(Ba'gamnan)

Yes

(Bobba Fett)

23. Forgotten order of knights

Yes

(Knights of Dalmasca)

Yes

(Jedi)

24.Weird two-legged steeds

Yes

(Chocobos)

Yes

(Tauntauns)

25. Ass names for everything

Yes

No

26. Completely stupid names for everthing

No

Yes

   
   

All content in this web-site is the property of Fourth Floor Comics and Copyright ©Fourth Floor Comics 2004-2012

Unauthorized use of any Life on the Fourth Floor materials including characters, images and texts is strictly prohibited.

Life on the Fourth Floor is hosted on Comic Genesis, a free webhosting and site automation service for webcomics. They specialise in annoying advertisements.